by @zhubi (first published on her blog)

(Instrumental: Jay Z- What We Talkin About)

Let’s talk about the Saints, let’s talk about the Colts
Don’t mention the Bears, cuz I might have to bolt
Back in 06, my Sundays were the dopest
But as of late, they got me feeling hopeless

We ain’t shufflin like we did in ‘85
Now Ochocinco is doing that jive
Don’t even get me started on Jay Cutler
20 million bills, straight down the gutter

Are we talking bout the Bears or we talking bout the Lions?
The Bears’ll be O and 16 in no time
On defense, we aint even tryin
And Urlacher’s cryin, on the sidelines

What’s Cutler doing? I want my Rexy back
How much we paying? What’s his contract?
Gave up three first-round picks in the draft
Just to watch Jay-sucker get sacked

Are we talking about fiction or we talking about fact?
Fact is that we lost to the Pack
But when there’s no line, it’s kinda hard to pass,
And all the fans see is Hester’s butt crack

Let’s get Owens, Flacco, and Chris Johnson
We’ll keep D. Hester cuz he’s pretty awesome.
I’m about done, It’s about time
Time to get blitzed like the Bears O-line

Chorus:
The Bears, they are, who we thought, they were, they were, they werrrrrrre
The Bears, they are, who we thought, they were, they were, they werrrrrrre