Some sample tweets:

Genius move by Martz to have Olsen drop passes all season so nobody will bother covering him in January. Just brilliant!

With that last pass attempt Greg Olsen now holds the Bears record for Most Games With A Dropped Pass, previously held by Dez White.

Forte over 1000 rushing yards for the season. It’s more impressive when you remember how much Chris Williams was on the field.

Cutler is first Bears QB to throw for 3000 yards in consecutive seasons, that’s how high the bar is set in this town.

Mike Martz issued a statement this morning saying he never would have come to Chicago if he knew the Bears played outside.

Angelo told Santa he didn’t need any more sweaters, ties, or draft picks. “We both know I don’t know how to use them.”

Overrated? Hardly. The Bears are UNDEFEATED when playing 3rd string quarterbacks.